Have you ever heard about Froyos before? Yeah neither had I, until today after school. My sister took a bunch of her friends and I to this icecream pavillian where you can pick your own ice cream and toppings, and pay by how much it weighs. Wait a second...that sounds familiar. Hmm Oh that's right, It's EXACTLY like menchies! The cup dispensor is the same, the yogurt machine is the same, they even have a lot of the same toppings! Except it's cheaper! IT doesn't even have the clumps of reese's I put as my sole topping on my usual cookies and cream at Menchies. I honestly think that someone walked into a menchies, looked around, and said: "Wow, this is a really good idea, can I steal it?" Hate to break it to you Froyos, but first of all, whatsup with your name? Is it supposed to be a combination of the words frozen and yogurt? Really? Cause I feel like I'm mouth vomitting everytime I say it. "Are you going to froyos?" "The bathrooms over there....". Second of all, you are basically the equivilent of a "slut" in the weighing ice cream for money buisness. You put your prices lower than the competition, you're easy, and you're not as good as the original. I felt dirty eating you Froyo, and I don't think I'll ever feel more of a Benedick then I did eating your poorly made product. Third of all, use Frozegurt instead! It has more of a ring to it, and doesn't sound like you forgot how to speak the english language.
It's Senior week and although I'm going to be House, Jesus, Mr Barrows, and a Hippy this week, I can't help but to think about what this week leads to. A bunch of dancing, grinding, self conscious movements and Mr Nadler telling us not to go home, but, to get the heck out of there. Final Exams, Senior Walk out, Graduation.
Facebook groups seem to describe my life. Escpecially "Why do I like you, when I know you don't like me back" and "I love you..LOL JK I'm Voldemort" Lmao, people think the animal rubber band thing is a craze but LOL JK is definitely spreading faster. It is literally the only reason I go on Facebook these days. Oh, and nothing is dumber than those animal rubber bands! The only way you can see what animal you have is to take it off, so what's the point? I could just be wearing a regular red rubber band on my hand, but now, you'll never know. Congratulations! Add this new invention to cube shaped cars, snuggies and crocs. As useless as chemo therapy on a cold.
The House Finale is tonight. That period with no explanation or emotion makes it feel final, the end of a really good thing. But in a way, it isn't. There are more seasons to go, but watching this episode end marks a trend of endings for me. High School is ending. Friendships are ending. My way of life, is ending. Will it be an Obama change, or a David Bowie change? What's the difference? Well an Obama change leaves you with a hopeful feeling in your heart and a heavy desire for Kentucky Fried Chicken and Watermellon. Oh and a thirst for Koolaid. While a David Bowie Change just lets you say words like change in a cool way and makes you forget all of your problems. This chachachachacha change will leave me with my besties for the next four years, Lil Sis and Sister in Law, but will undoubtedly leave me to decide what I'm doing for the rest of my life, and meet new people, and become the man I'll be for the rest of my life.
Can't I just stay in my bed all day and read?
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Waiting to see pics of you as Jesus. I have a good feeling about it. ;)
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